Saturday, 23 April 2011

I HATE FLIES


There's nothing that pisses me off more than the sound of a fly just buzzing uselessly around my room. Sometimes I'm heads down, deep in thought and this ear piercing BZZZZZZZZZZZZ comes outta nowhere and circumnavigates my room. Like where did it come from?!

To make it worse I'm just awkwardly stuck there not knowing what to do. BECAUSE firstly I don't want to go near that black thing, secondly I have no idea to strike it down, thirdly it's moving around like the speed of light (in my opinion) and FINALLY it's not going out of the door/window/hole I've opened for it to flippin' GET OUT!

ARGH.

What's worse is that there's a dead one, on the floor, and I have to clean it up. Fuck.You.Flies.

1 comment:

  1. hahaha i have a hornet nest right outside my window which is currently broken and so is open 24/7

    dw, you'll soon learn how to cup 'em in your hands and just chuck 'em out.

    (sorry for the random com btw, I'm bloghopping.)

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